RaNdOm wish game!

[tastypeach512]

WISH GRANYNTEDDDDDDDD ~ (lol cannot speellllllll)

but thenn it begins to rain vicious dogs and they begin to jump and attack you.

i wish i could understand spanish.

[cloudy]

Wish granted.
Now every other Spanish-speaking person in the world suddenly decides to learn Russian and speak that instead.

I wish I could wear the pope's hat, just for a moment.

[tastypeach512]

Wish granted~
But then somebody who hates the pope SO MUCH mistakes him for you and kills you!

I wish i could have more fun! (there is nothing to do here at all!)

[cloudy]

Wish granted.
You have so much fun that everybody is jealous of you, and eventually they throw you into the zoo so that they can feel superior and laugh at you as you're having so much fun.

I wish that mosquitoes could not come within six feet of me.

[tastypeach512]

Wish granted~
BUT THENNNNN they start going after your family and your family gets angry and because your family can come close to you they start to beat you with a toaster! (ROAR HOW BOUT THAT)


i wish this crazy lady would stop messing with my hair.

[cloudy]

Wish granted.
Now she's messing with your teeth, which is even more awkward.

I wish that I knew how to play the saxophone.

[tastypeach512]

WISH GRANTED~
but when you learn turns out you play horrible


i wish i could eat a human!

[cloudy]

Wish granted.
The human is filled with explosives.

I wish that zombies could talk.

[tastypeach512]

(DANG I DON WANNA SPODE!)

Wish granted~
but then all they say is BRAINSSss (witha little hiss at the end!)

i wish i could buy some explosives (ahaha)

[cloudy]

Wish granted.
The kind you buy are known throughout the world as the wimpiest firecrackers on the planet. They cry when you try to light them.

I wish that I could meet Columbo.

[tastypeach512]

Wish granted~
but he decides to become a canibal and eats you.

I wish i could have a nice cookie!

[Jellybean]

Wish Granted
But then you eat (I don't think thats bad, but eh anyway!)

I wish that this was a good wish!

[tastypeach512]

Wish granted~
But then teh wish is so good that it makes you twitch and you fall on your face face face!

I wish i could eat now!

[natakat]

~WISH GRANTED~
But then you eat and the cake that you eat was for your best friends birthday and then you have no cake to give them!

I wish that weekends didnt involve more work than weekdays

[cloudy]

Wish granted.
On top of your current work, you are now also an unpaid coal miner Monday through Friday. Weekends should be a lot more relaxing now.

I wish that I had my own personal library.